DISCLAIMER: I am not a poet. However, I do appreciate poetry (good and otherwise), and this will hopefully be the first in a series of questionable prose that is, at least in part, questionable because it should have been a poem. So, with only added line breaks (and perhaps the occasional emphasis or punctuation), we restore balance to the universe by returning the text to its rightful form.
For my source today, I turn to the Highland Park Public Library email newsletter, advertising upcoming events at the library.
Sleep Mask Making
Did you always want
to make a sleep mask?
This is your chance to design
your own
unique
creation!
Snacks.
The Reluctant Jersey Girl 